Hi! Guten Tag! Hola! Бомжур!

I’d like to tell you a bit about my eating habits. What an important piece of information! 🥴

I can say that I LOVE fruits. I can eat weird fruit salads, chicken with roasted apples, just pears, pineapples, mangoes… and so on. They’re tasty and fReSh, SuCcUlEnT. And I also love different kinds of meat. Pork, lamb, chicken, venison — ja, I’m a predator. 👹

My favorite dish is probably mashed potatoes with small meat pieces in gravy. No lumps in my potatoes, please! I also like salads. The ones without vegetables I don’t like, of course.

I also like kiwis. But I’m allergic to them. But once a year I buy a kiwi, eat it, and then suffer the next three days. The masochism of our times 👺

I can’t stand CUCUMBERS. Little disgusting monsters! I have no idea why, but I hate them since the day I was born. I also don’t like Bulgarian peppers, radishes, carrots, and onions.

Cool story time! My sister once offered me 1.000 rubles if I could handle eating one slice of a cucumber. I couldn’t. I just smelled it and went away. At the same time, pickles are fine. 😏

I also don’t eat fish. Very, very really I can eat it — if only I have a chance to try something exotic, either if I’m extremely hungry and there’s nothing else to eat at all.

I think the coolest meals I’ve ever tried vere:

• Indian garlick scones. When we were in India, my nephew asked me to give him one shot of Indian rum for his portion of these wonderful things. I poured him a shot of coke and ate his scones 😈
• I’ve also tried shark and crocodile meat. Shark tasted like something between sweet water fish and sea-fish. And there were a lot of sharp tiny bones. Didn’t really appreciate it. Crocodile is like very rough chicken meat. It was cool with rice and some tomatoes.